Pennywise added to Less Than Jake Sydney Sidewave

Who would want to be a promoter?

With phone calls at 4am from the USA like this it’s safe to say the folk who bring these shows to fruition should be praised:

4:33am EST Australia

***Phone Rings***
***And rings***
***And rings***

Wife: “Answer your phone asshole!”
Promoter: “Yes Dear”
Caller: “Hey A.J it’s Fletcher from Pennywise!”
Promoter’s Internal Monologue: “Oh fuck what does that crazy fuck want? I hope he is not outside my window in the bushes with an axe…”
Promoter’s External dialogue: “Hi Fletcher. It’s lovely to hear from you!”
Fletcher: I have a great idea!
Promoter’s Internal Monologue: “Oh fuck son of a bitch motherfucker. This is going to be bad…”
Promoter’s External Dialogue: “Awesome Fletcher I love your ideas!”
Fletcher: “We want to play a small show. You know like at a small bar. Like back in the day…”
Promoter: “Dude, you have never played small bars in Australia. I was on your 1st tour. We did 1000 to 3000 capacity rooms.”
Fletcher: “Don’t interrupt me! As I was saying, like back in the day. We also want to play a show with our friends Less Than Jake.”
Promoter: “But LTJ already have a show. Besides, I am paying you to play bigger venues.”
Fletcher: “I will crush you like a bug.”
Promoter: “OK, you can play at Less Than Jake’s Sydney show with Bowling For Soup & Zebrahead!”

***Fletcher hangs up***

Promoter: “Well that could have been much worse.”
Wife: “Take your phone, your pillow and go sleep in the car.”
Promoter: “Yes dear.”

LIMITED TICKETS STILL AVAILABLE!

MONDAY 24 FEBRUARY SYDNEY, MANNING BAR – 18+ www.oztix.com.au !! NOW WITH PENNYWISE !!
WEDNESDAY 26 FEBRUARY MELBOURNE, THE HI-FI– 18+ www.thehifi.com.au
For more information head to www.soundwavefestival.com